2025 Movie Reviews

[Jan 17] Profile (2018) ★★☆☆☆
I was sick when I watched this, but it doesn't change my opinion that it's a stupid movie. I mean, the main girl is INSANELY dumb, but I guess she was supposed to be. Shazad Latif was pretty hot in it though, I guess I can see why she'd be impelled to join ISIS for him lol

[Jan 18] Digging Up The Marrow (2014) ★★★★☆
This was a fun movie! A mockumentary about monster hunting, starring the guy who made the movie, because it's pretending to be real. It has Ray Wise in it, and he's always good.

[Jan 18] Franklyn (2008) ★★☆☆☆
I... don't know what I thought this was going to be, but it definitely wasn't this.

[Jan 19] Red Rooms "Les chambres rouges" (2008) ★★★★☆
Now this was good. Kept me on edge the entire time, and while I was a little confused about it, even after it was over, I just kept thinking about it!

[Jan 19] Lovely, Dark, and Deep (2023) ★★★☆☆
Unfortunately, I was hoping for more out of this movie. I can see why a lot of people thought it was super boring though. I nearly stopped paying attention half-way through the movie.

[Jan 19] Wonka (2023) ★★★☆☆
Timothée Chalamet is very talented and I can see why people like him, but they shoulda called this "The Noodle Movie" because I don't think this characterized Wonka well at all.

[Jan 19] Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) ★★★★★
Oh man, okay, the little Hot Topic kid in me came out while watching this movie. This was my first time watching it, and I can see why all the mall goths and emo kids were obsessed with it when we were in grade school!

[Jan 24] Sting (2024) ★★★★☆
Alright, this was a fun movie. Kinda campy and stupid, but there's a giant spider, and the little girl reminds me of me as a child, so I really liked it!

[Feb 07] Uncut Gems (2019) ★★☆☆☆
I have literally only heard praise being sung for this movie, so I watched it, and felt anxious the entire time. But not in a good way. I read this is similar (slightly more dramatized) to how people on Diamond Row really live? I would literally kill myself if I had to live life like that.

[Feb 07] The Devil's Carnival (2012) ★★★☆☆
Another Terrance Zdunich film (the man who wrote and starred in Repo!) and this one was alright. I love the theme of carnival from Hell (or carnival in Hell?) but it wasn't as good as Repo! in my opinion.

[Feb 08] Lisa Frankenstein (2024) ★★★★☆
This is a cute movie! The description is misleading though, because it says Lisa has a crush on the corpse, but in reality she has a crush on some chode at school, which made it feel like her zombie boyfriend was an anfterthought (he was better for sure). I loved the aesthetic!

[Feb 08] Villains (2019) ★★☆☆☆
I may love Bill Skarsgård, but this movie was kinda dumb.

[Feb 10] Jennifer's Body (2009) ★★★★☆
How have I gone my whole... well, 16 years without seeing this movie? I was in high school when it came out. About to graduate, so the same age as the characters. I can see why people liked it!